philliptunalunatique:

doubleeverythiingbro:

lord-strider:

phemiec:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

failure-artist:

If you’re hot for a guy, do not paralyze him from the waist down.

So-

Should I shoot them through the chest?!

What about if I make out with their severed head. Is that cool?

Do I send a robot that beats them to unconsciousness??

Do II eat miind honey whiile miind controlled and kiill her?

D—> Do I make her a robot body and have it programmed with romantic feelings for me?

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